Hmm

Sometimes you want to be hugged and patted on your back while you cry your heart out. And then you realize you have noone to hug and pat you, and you just want to cry your heart out a lot more. The best thing to do then would be to distract yourself..but at 12:12fucking am in the night, unless you prance around like Govinda yourself, what entertainment can you find?

A random everyday story

I don't think I have ever been as bored as I am now. I've refreshed my orkut home page 245 times, facebook 56789 times, checked the download progress of the serial 'How I met your mother' 678 times which for the record isn't much. Too many leechers. The serial's worth the wait though. Barney is so hilarious. Ted is so awwww. In between all the refreshing & the checking and the blogging, I'm also doing math. 3D geometry. Feels good to be actually working out something (since the 10th, I've never really worked out anything. Got mediocre scores in math, and sometimes good. Horrible inconsistency..something I want to get rid off now) AND getting em all right AND realizing that memorising formulae is not that-big-a-deal after all. My mum and I bought new Reebok shoes today and ever since we've come back home from the showroom, I've started to like hers better. It always happens, you know. But funnily and weirdly enough, I'd choose mine over hers if given the chance. Uh. 

Started with Chemistry in the morning. Have you seen the 12th CBSE Comprehensive Chemistry text? I mean, have you fucking seen it? It must weigh like a ton. What a turn off. Tsk. But I'm hoping I can do the whole of the syllabus by the 1st-2nd Jan. Target, please materialise. Please. Desperate please. 

Nothing much happening otherwise... just this and that. I think I'm going to close down this blog soon. I mean, not go private or delete it or something. Just stop writing, and shift. Lets see.. maybe with the new year.. after boards, maybe.

Going back to 3D, will seeya.

Hola!

1. Not a SINGLE post the whole of November! :O
2. Is everybody safe?! What with all the terror attacks, cyclones and what not! :(
3. Blogrolling.com is getting on my nerves. Why aren't the blogs showing updated on my page? WHY? Does anyone know of any alternative site? No, I don't like Blogger's "follow me"!
4. I have lots of news. Good news! I'll save it for sometime later though. :)
5. If any of you have changed your blog URLs or have gone private (or like me, haven't updated in eternity-are you guys doing okay?), please tell me. :( Lots of blogs on my list are refusing to show. See, just cause I don't comment often, doesn't mean I don't read too. I'm just too preoccupied to say something appropriate. :(
6. My academic graph resembles the ECG of a dead person.
7. I've put on about 7 kilos. I need to hit the gym so desperately! Went jogging the day-before as an attempt to commence the whole working-out plan. My facebook update then read: "Back from the huff-puff-I'm-being-tortured jog". Pfft, anyway, March-end is the target for getting a check-out-worthy bod.
8. Againnnnn, I have excitiiiiiiiing news. But I'm not showing off about it so early, not when I know I can't update often. :P
9. Okay, I confess. I'm just writing to make it 10.
10. Vroooooooooom, I'll seeya all!

TAG: Random Questions!

Stolen from Harini!

Modified the tag a bit though. Okay, more than just a bit.. but what the heck!

1. Are you violent? Fuck, NO! I'm so bad that I literally close my eyes when I kill even a fly! No kidding. Its like, *spots a mosquito on her hand* *contemplates on killing it* *tries shoo shoo-ing it* Doesn't work. *keeps her hand away, takes a book with her other hand* *turns away and closes her eyes* *BHAM!* *looks from the corner of her eye* *smells the blood* (Yeah, I do that) *RUNS to the sink!*.

2. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Yea, good-sarcasm is the best substitute for diplomacy.

3. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? RED! You know, paint the paper(town?) red. :P

4. Scary movie or happy ending? Scary movie with the boyfriend where you pretend to be on-the-verge-of-peeing scared. And happy ending with friends who have a tendency to sobsob! :P

5. Summer or winter? WINTER! Even if Summer clothes are tempting, the heat super-sucks.

6. Do you like to cook or bake? Eat?

7. Which gadget or electrical device do you resemble the most? A video player stuck on the play button forever! :P

8. Do you drink a lot of water? Nooo, the loo at school stinks major!

9. List three things in your freezer. I only know that there is no ice-cream.

10. What sort of make up do you wear? Absolutely nothing. No sunscreen. No moisturizer. Nothing! How come eh? I'll say, it doesn't make my skin look good, my mum will tell you that I'm lazy! But you will believe me no? ;)

11. What are the last three things you purchased? Flying Machine Slim Fit Black Jeans, Spykar purple tee and 7up.

12. Do you carry your umbrella with you or do you just put up your hood? Neither! I love getting drenched. I super-love it when it happens when am still un-bathed. :P

13. What does the nicest text in your inbox say? YOU WON A LOTTERY! Lol. I wish. :P hmmm… I-love-you and something more on the same lines. :)

14. What does your last received text message read? "busywriter!! Whr r u? I miss u so much :( :( muahh cal me asap! lurve u :)" –Pooja.

15. What time do you go to bed usually? Depends. Sometimes I stay up chatting(phone or internet) and sometimes, on those life-sucks days, do my homework all night.

16. If anyone bugging you right now? My dad! Parents just officially lose it when their kid is in 12^th. Hmpf. Dad, I'll append a 'no offence' here the day my final exams finish okay? :P

17. What annoys you most in a person? Indecisiveness. Un-sportive-ness. Negative-ness. Can't decide which one takes away the crown!

18. Have you ever done cocaine? Nooo, are you insane? I won't do it ever either!

19. Do you want someone you cannot have? Haha, no, I'm not any dejected aashiq, thank you. :P

20. Which language other than English do you speak? *straight face*

21. If you had to choose between a best friend and your boyfriend, who would you go for? Whoever asked me to choose would be dumped!

22. Which emoticon(s) do you use most often? :P, :D- every sentence. :), :O, :\ -every conversation.

23. Your first ID? And your first chat-name? comet2sixty1@indiatimes.com. Priya Sharma was my first chat name! :D

24. List the people you want to tag. Wackoooo, keshi, vandita, shruti, pavi!

Toodles!

TAG: Five-things-everything!

It’s been a hiatus, a long one. I haven’t been busy or anything for that matter. I mean, not the no-time-to-scratch-my-butt-busy atleast and nor have I been sore-in-the-eyes-from-major-studying. I just haven't been in a good frame of mind, I guess. It’s been one hell of a lazy, boring, monotonous, annoying month with absolutely nothing (=ZILCH) happening. Orkut says I’ll have a nice old-woman-life. If I don’t, help me sue the damn site.

Hmm, I should probably just do a tag. I have like over a zillion pending anyway!

Wacko tagged me this!

List 5 things that you want to say to people but never will. Don’t say who they are.
I eventually will, whatever tis, in whatever tone! If tis to people who I REALLY can’t be COMPLETELY frank with, then sarcasm-loaded-sentences would compensate whatever I want to convey. Sometimes its more about getting it out, THAN the person UNDERSTANDING it. I can be quite an Umbridge, yea! :P

Five Things I’d Love to Do before I Die:
1. Get a butterfly tattooed on my calf, and cupid on my hip! :D
2. Have a thing with a Brit! :P
3. Host a show!
4. Have a book published.
5. Do the Hula dance in Hawaii! :D

Five Things I Will Not Do Even If It Kills Me:
1. Un-copy chemistry homework. :P
2. Cheer for Govinda, in public. :P
3. Go behind a baba/guruji/astrologer/numerologist. No offence.
4. Encourage racism/unfair-ness.
5. Turn vegetarian! WHAT is the point of being at the top of the food chain if you don’t want to eat meat? :\

Five Things I Do When I’m Away From The Public:
1. Have a conversation in my head!
2. Look into the mirror and thank god. :P Rofl. I didn’t mean that.
3. Practice the DX move. :P
4. Daydream about Pounds-in-Dollar-land! :P
5. Fantasize! :P

Five Favorite Sentences (most often used):
Keeps varying with the season. Anyway:
1. Fuuuck! FUUCK!
2. You’re my lil’ goobyhead! (a word I made up :D)
3. Hey baby, you wanna go for a ride? *winks* .. Lol, I’m not kidding, I really use that line on all my girlfriends when we’re having a bout of lesbianism. :P
4. You know, this *pointing at her face* is my “I am smirking at you cause you are so fuckin lame” expression.
5. I love you.

Five Things I’ll Make You Wish You Didnt Do, If You Did:
If I didn't tell you this, would you shiver in your underwear and be scared to talk to me for fear of doing something I don't like?

Five people I wish to tag:
1. Cinderella.
2. Bluebutterfly.
3. Solitaire.
4. Adicrazy.
5. Xh.

Toodles!

Happiness over intangible reasons.

A whole lot of things go wrong everyday. Starting from morning. Like now, I have given up trying to catch the bus. They always leave a SECOND before I get there. Its a well planned conspiracy. Hmpf. So I have to take the auto and approximately 65 bucks goes into the auto guy's pocket everyday. And EVERY auto that I get into, has an old grumpy guy driving it; meter runs... FAST, bloody auto BURPS, literally. :\
Two months ago, I paid 1290 bucks and got my bus pass done. I haven't used it more than 3 times till date. The evening bus that I get into is always a pass-is-not-valid-buy-the-ticket-but-still-stand sorta bus. Its a conspiracy, again. HOW am I going to save to buy myself an ipod? :(

Non Resident Indians find India extremely fascinating. Ironical.

Today, my brother showed me a picta of Barack Obama eating an icecream off a cone. I saw the picta ulta (ulta= upside down) so I said, "Oh! its so long since I saw Sanath Jayasuriya in the papers!". He conveniently left out the "ulta part" when he told the neighbours about it. :\
You can see the ulta Barack Obama picta here.

So back to the point of this post. So I'm singing happy. Like.. I have this whole I-just-meditated-and-I'm-so-serene-in-the-inside feeling always. Acceptance of atrocities, finally? Or a ah-fuck-everything-and-let-me-live-ishness? I'd like to believe tis a I-will-survive-through-all-the-apparent-crap-gracefully. Anyway, whatever tis, I'm happy, and thats all that matters! You all doing good too? :)

I'll seeya. Ta-daa!

Update: Nice, happy template na? :D :) Yea, the guys can smirk.

When you are a 12th grader..

Every night is the same. Friday night= Monday night= Saturday night= Wednesday night= homework/project/assignment/studying/whining-about-having-to-do-all-of-that night.

And every day, more often than not, feels like a down-and-out-and-I-WANT-weekend-already Wednesday.

Cheesiness!

I just read a post on jane's blog about cheesy lines (pick up or not!), and I couldn't help adding on to em! So here's my list, some of em I've heard, and some I've read but not-used. :D

1. You have been very naughty! Go to my room!
2. Guy (to a girl.. like duh!): Are you from Tennessee? Cause you're the only TEN-I-SEE!
Lol, this is my personal favourite, so terribly cheesy-ly funny.
3. Guy: I'm sorry, were you talking to me?
Girl: No.
Guy: Well then, please start.

4. If I were to rearrange the alphabet, I would put 'u' and 'i' together.
Lol, OMG, that has to be the cheesiest ever line!
5. Guy: Do you have a band-aid?
Girl: Uh, no, why?
Guy: I bruised my knee when I fell for you.
6. I'm good at Math. 'u' + 'i' = 69.
ROFLMAO!

7. Girl (looking at the ice-cream): I'll have raisins on em.
Guy: How about (a) date(s)?
8. (handing an untouched shot) Excuse me, does this tequila taste funny?
9. Guy: My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear.
Girl: Wrong tis!
Guy: Damn! Then it must be 15 minutes fast!

10. If we were stranded on an island and a snake bit my penis, would you suck the poison out?
11. Screw me if am wrong, but haven't we met before?
12. Do you have a mirror down there? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

Toodles! and add on! :)